Sir Perlative has delved deep into his tweed pockets to bring you sounds scientifically proven to add a fragrant allure of success and originality to your productions; whatever the genre may be. As a proficient practitioner of the dank arts, Sir Perlative is on a mission to cleanse the music pool of the riff raff. 'Clean the streets', if you will.


Only the most delicate sounds will be included in this collection. This will guarantee that you can sit back in your chaise longue comfortably caressing your brandy and direct your full attention to that fox hunt you will be attending on the morrow. Or that new Rolls Royce you fancy. Whatever the case, you can rest safe in the knowledge that you are a cut above the rest. Nay, two cuts.

May wealth be with you.